Chapter Two

okay well this chat server was kinda a bust huh
nobody’s talked here in a day and a half

Well, we do see each other in class all day. I’m sure there’ll be things to talk about here at some point!

yo i just set my fuckin hair on fire

HUH???

Oh my, are you alright?

yea lol i’m fine

THAT DOES NOT SOUND FINE??

She just got too close to the stove while Teruteru was making her lunch! She’s okay!
Just a centimetre or two singed off the ends!

That is good to hear!

probs needed a haircut anyway lmao

that’s the kinda thing you go to the shsl hairdresser for, not a fucking oven
what is wrong with you

i mean, i don’t think she did it on purpose

😰 SO NOT THE POINT

I’m with Soda on this one, the hell is wrong with you Owari??

god forbid women do anything

I don’t think this is the context you should be saying that in…

shrugs
hey you guys wanted something to talk about right
@everyone pick between these 3 pizza flavours: 🥩 for meatlovers 🍤 for seafood 🥬 for vegetarian

no pep? no sweet peppis?? pep of roni?

nope
if ur answer is pepperoni just go with meatlovers
pepperoni is a subgenre

This is stupid…
Who the hell likes vegetarian pizza lol
Loser shit

I refuse to consume the shells of those creatures who have moved on from this mortal realm. It is undignified.

I am also not a huge meat eater! Too much makes me feel sick, so I avoid it where I can.

vegetarian is healthier…

Still stupid 🤢

awww we didn’t even figure out the best pizza
its all evenly split…

this wouldn’t have been a problem if there were more than 3 options

what was i supposed to add every fuckin pizza flavour on the planet??

Someone could simply change their answer?

Hmm, no, that’s not genuine then. True love for food comes from the heart, so first answers should stay as they are. I think it’s safe to assume all food is wonderful if the right person is cooking it ~ ♥︎

I suppose you are right…

Well, how do you propose we break the tie? Shall we summon the spirit of Gluttony from the depths of sin and allow him to cast his vote in turn?

i can just add someone from outside the class

?? who
do u know our upperclassmens discords or somethin??

no, just gimme a sec. i have someone i can add

hey, hajime, my class is trying to decide on the best pizza flavour in the class server but the vote is split three ways
do you wanna join and break the tie?

Um?
Wouldn’t that be weird since I’m not in your class?
Can’t I just say my answer here? What are the options?

mmmmm
honestly i just wanted an excuse to add you there… i think you’d get along with some of my classmates and it’d be nice if my boyfriend was friends with my friends, you know?
but you can just say your answer if you want
the options are meatlovers, seafood, and vegetarian

Seafood, I guess
I guess I wouldn’t mind joining there if the rest of your class is okay with it, I just think I’d feel out of place with a bunch of main course students

i’m sure it’d be fine, they’re mostly nice people
and you don’t feel out of place with me, right?

> Mostly
And you’re. Different. At least from some of the other main course people I’ve met

i can hold a vote, but it’s okay if you don’t want to even if they say yes

Alright
I’ve gotta get back to class so let me know how it goes I guess?

ok ♡

<3

he said seafood pizza

Ew

i thought you said you were gonna add him to the server??

since he’s not in our class he felt weird about it… but i thought we could vote to add him anyway, if everyone is okay with that?

Depends, who is it?

my boyfriend, hajime hinata

HUH?
SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND??

uuuh

WOO GET IT GIRLY

like a month ago
he’s in the reserve course but we spend a lot of our free time together
he’s pretty cool, i think

You’re seriously dating someone from the reserve course?

Nagito, don’t. If Chiaki is happy with him then that’s what matters.

Oh.
My bad, you’re right!
I spoke out of turn again, didn’t I?

i dunno if we should add him just because of well
that
but if you’re cool with him then i’m cool with him, chiaki :D

umm
ok, voting then… 👍 for yes 👎 for no on adding hajime

yeah whatever i dont mind the reserve course kids as long as they aint snobby about it

I personally do not understand all the prejudice against the reserve course.

They’re a bunch of lazy talentless hacks lmao

Hiyoko… we’re both friends with Sato, you’re being unfair.

Sorry Mahiru…

ok. i’m gonna send him the server invite link
he’s in class right now but if he does join then please don’t scare him away
talent isn’t everything and he’s a good person, i think you guys will like him

majority voted yes, so here’s the link https://discord.gg/egUgwR9

I’m more nervous than I thought I’d be

it’ll be fine, i think
i’ll protect you >:3

Lol thanks <3
Okay count down from 3

3
2
1
mario kart go noise

I’ve been thinking of starting one of those sexy cooking TikTok channels… bringing a new meaning to the term finger food, if you catch my drift ;)
Oh hello there

Um
Hi
Did I join at a weird time

Not at all, mon cheri~

Stop flirting with Chiaki’s boyfriend!
Hi, Hajime! Don’t worry about him, he’s always like this.

Hello lol
I didn’t know that was how Chiaki had introduced me
I mean not that it’s wrong

how else would i introduce you

I don’t know

HEY FRESH MEAT
hows it hangin

HAJIME!!! HELLOJIME!!!

Hi!!

I have a question.
Since Hinata isn’t in our class, wouldn’t the @/everyone function for class announcements be rendered somewhat useless?

oh right
i can make taggable roles, one second

The witch speaks in tongues once more…
@trivial pursuits You. Whose master are you?

… What?

I believe he’s asking if you have a pet.

Oh. No, I don’t
My parents never allowed it, closest I ever got was this hermit crab my class passed around in primary school
I wouldn’t mind owning a dog though

A HERMIT CRAB?
A MERE INSECT??

Did I do something wrong??

Your Magic Essence caps out at a mere 5. Pitiful.
See that you acquire your canine companion as soon as mortally possible, lest I deem you unworthy of my time.

That’s probably gonna take a while but I’ll do my best?

i didn’t want to interrupt, but there’s now a class role and a hajime role
the hajime role also has admin perms

why does he get admin when nobody else does??
also HEY DUDE WELCOME

pretty privilege

AH.

I think I’m gonna puke